[The Era of Aquarius “Project 1079”] Part One: “Three Balble, door and female logic”

“All the heroes of this drama, from a witch-feldsher and to a vampire with a shovel, will converge on the edge of this pit, where GM buried three bags with cats. Everything will begin with one task, where some people will not have a bone … And the town, which could be a resort, will become an object Devilish passions. “

It had to be written a little earlier, but nevertheless. crash games sister sites Alert! Achtung! Apasna! In this retelling of a multi-hour session, you will lose the remnants of your IQ units (unless of course, you have left after reading my blogs), you will feel 100,500 units of Spanish shame due to vulgar jokes towards the only girl in the party and the jokes related to the pedophilia, for which we are not ashamed, and other indecency is also from the only girl in the party, … pleasant reading.

But let’s move on to the beginning! The main characters with a past of varying degrees of tragic and realism finally graduated from the course of the young fighter of the Astral Front in the secret facility of the Institute of Applied Exophysics, abbreviated as “School”, arrived in the city of Yekaterinburg. Their main place of work is the Valkyrie advertising office, the director of which is Alexander Lindvist the call sign “Knight”, and the place of the deputy director was taken by a strange girl, with the call sign “Vallet”. And not allowing enough to acclimatize, the agents were waiting for their first task: to hush up and investigate the work of the brutal murder of the Alfa-Bank employee Maria Streltsova, whose corpse was found in one of the Himash microdistrict, with multiple lane wounds from animal claws and a heated throat, with a complete absence of money and documents. Of course, before starting work, the whole team gathered in the cafeteria in order to discuss plans. Brief composition of the party: Serov in.A – a vampire for rehabilitation, a fan of shing his own huh … a sappers, well, and familiar with the head of the Smerch detachment, always nineteen -year -old Maria Fortus; Anton K – former operas with Angel Makarov (Poor Angel. ); Irina a.K – a witch with a medical education, whose blood attracts vampires and demons (Sukkubov, but this is not for sure, although. ); HWITHAk Freeman-Intourist-Metestist, a lover of hip, and the owner of other no less interesting qualities. It’s not that such a motley team was able to perfectly get along, but at least no one has yet killed anyone for now. Dungeon Master is trying to correct this annoying misunderstanding in every possible way. Well, but not the point. Having combined all the information available in the folder together, the team developed the forefront of operational-search measures-to come to the morgue for additional examination by the victim for traces of exophysical influence, and then go to her apartment for a full examination, since her identity has not yet been identified by law enforcement officers. Since the agents arrived at their post quite late, the conversations with the parents of the victim and work colleagues were postponed the next day. Thus began the first in the history of agents of the Valkyrie cells. Forensic research.

Like any good story, it begins and ends in one place – in the morgue. Having gone inside this institution, using the data by the organization of the Chekist passport, they found out the following. No matter how strange it sounds, but the blood test of the victim was already ready, in which traces of diacolorphine were detected or heroin in common people. Why did the tests come so quickly and as in Maria Streltsova they were not recognized as a drug addict in a close circle of communication? The agents did not yet know the answer to these two questions, but so far. Unfortunately, this is the only thing that the agent team learned in the morgue and the next destination was the apartment of the now deceased, where there were the same details, but they were more significant in the disclosure of the case, and it was in this episode that the operatives gave the heat. It all starts with the fact that the comrades tried to do reasonably and interview the neighbors who could have been able to open the door, and then it began … In addition to the simply missing neighbor and still an adequate tutor in English, there was still a high-cost subject in the blood that instead of opening the door shouted obscene epithets towards the guards of the astral law enforcement. What these very guards have accepted? Well, besides the fact that they tried to intimidate this subject, they made a very brilliant decision – to break the door. To the accompaniment of the GM orchestral ensemble “Each bitch party!”, comrades, from varying degrees of success, tried to open the door: the vampire Serov managed to break the door, so much so that his leg was successfully stuck in the resulting hole; Zak tried to tear out the legged castle, so tried that his fingers were stuck in the gap between the outer part of the door and the lock. The witch Irina, meanwhile, drank juice and unsuccessfully tried to guess … After 20 minutes an active solution to the problem, the comrades changed tactics, choosing Serov as rigging pirouettes without insurance before the balcony of the apartment of Maria, which eventually turned out to be extremely successful. Having knocked out the jacket of the balcony door, Comrade Serov first felt alive, thanks to the girl who appeared in front of him to the impossibility of the girl, so similar to the owner of the apartment. We will return to this later, because in order to find answers to questions, Serov needed to find the keys and thanks to the exceptional logic of Irina’s witch, the keys were found … in the corridor of the apartment, under the rug. Well, the logical explanation of the “ghost” in the apartment opened in front of the former wolf shameful in the toilet – during an intensive act of defecation, someone politely asked him to do this slightly quieter. This turned out to be a brownie who chose Irina as an interlocutor, based on a comparison of the personal and intellectual qualities of agents. As a result, the search and survey of the witness was given the following: Zak and Anton, two Burmoglots, almost nailed with a characteristic expression on his face and thoughts in his head, due to the squandering of someone else’s underwear (and whether it was suitable for the witch-the question remained open. ) and chewed the boorish for just like that; Irina looked into the future and found a hint, in the form of a caches in ventilation, and also received candy because GMA has been waiting for 8 years in places not so remote. ; Serov found Gerych with magic handwriting and white wool. Vallet determined that this was the wool of the unknown species of the werewolf, the connection with which was supposed to be transferred to the Smerch detachment, but since all the free members of the detachment were busy, the detachment commander and the eternally native Miss Maria Fortus decided to support the agents on which this case still weighs. And since the disposition of this dead man was very bad, various strange pranks took place at night … But this is a completely different story.

P.S

(Looks at the results of the second batch) Hmm. In short, there will be no second part, there will be a third immediately. Why? Because it is a natural cring-parade, and the plot did not really advance, so there will be a third part right away. Special thanks to the players that they generally tolerate my contribution with a characteristic style of “and so”, thanks to the designer of the site, because of which I have a hard desire to write articles in VKontakte or Zen, because there is better functionality, and also thanks to my laziness and procrastination, because of which I barely wrote this piece of creativity. Well, a little sound from Cube 2 sauerbraten – this is just a bomb. Like a soundtrack from Heavy Metal Machines, only eggs become titanium, not steel. Quoting one comment: “I download tracks and replace it from instead of a dull sound quake champions”.